DIDJA MISS ME YOU SQUIRRLEY SONS OF BITCHES ( Read more... )

Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas reporting to you from Greece! Which you all knew but it's still awesome to say. Dude, Greece! How cool is that? Like olives and pitas and Greek chicks and other Greeky stuff! I'm totally geeking out about it. Or should I say Greeking out?

That was lame. Pretend I didn't say that.

( Greeeek lightning! )

Lilly: Stop pulling my hair!

Caz: I will if you take back what you said!

Lilly: No! It's true!

Meg: Dick, do something about your son.

Dick: Tell your daughter to stop calling his mother a tramp.

Lilly: Stepmommy Veronica is a tramp! Mom said so!

Caz: My mom isn't a tramp!

Dick: Don't worry, Caz. Meg's just bitter because she found out she ( Read more... )

Hellllllllo Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I've got news. And not just the regular news but news about me news. Which is the best kind of news of all. So, yeah, the fortune lady said I was going to marry one of you squirrels and we all know my "no uggos" rule when it comes to chicks of any species. Line up and let me ( Read more... )

Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Dude, I almost forgot it was Sunday. Luckily those squirrels come and harass you if they think you're not going to make it to the station on time. And by harass I mean "throw acorns at you until you wake up from your nap." Wait...that kinda sucks. Stupid squirrels.
( Newsie News News )

Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I am neither wee or tiny. So I've got that going for me.

( Quick news )

DICK: Okay, we're here. I didn't get in trouble. You can go.

MEG: I don't think so. As if I'm going to let you do radio by yourself like this. You shouldn't be allowed to do radio by yourself when you're a teenager.

DICK: WHAT?! But Sam an' Dean got to do radio by themselves!

MEG: Sam and Dean are good boys. You are...I don't want to say evil ( Read more... )

Hello, Fandom! Happy Easter! I've got chocolate bunnies! Mmmm, decapitation has never tasted so good. Onto the news!

( Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail... )

Don't adjust your dial, Fandomites, it is indeed Saturday and this is indeed Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking coming out here while creepy ass angels are attacking to give you news. You people owe me.

( It's the Ides of March. Don't stab me )

Hi, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom Radio and oh my god, I hate Daylight Savings Time. All is not as it should be! It's like we're sucked in this weird Twilight Zone where everybody is late! I missed my naptime! Do you know how horrible this is? I'm grumpy now! I don't know how this week could possibly get worse!

( Because I can't fight this feeling anymoreeeee. I've forgotten what I started fighting fooooooor )